I Am Very Excited For "The Most Dishonest & Corrupt Media Awards Of The Year" Hosted By President Trump Monday At 5

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HOT start to 2018. We’re talkin’ dicks and threatening nuclear war with North Korea at 7:49 PM then not 20 minutes later we’re announcing “The Most Dishonest & Corrupt Media Awards Of The Year” Monday at 5. Hell yeah. POTUS getting all kinds of shit done to kick off the new year. 2018 is BUZZING.

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So you gotta wonder — what’s this going to be? Facebook Live? A cut and edited Netflix standup special? Some sketch comedy? Donnie delivering a monologue? The President of the United States up there in a tux roasting the media? Some edgy Anderson Cooper gay jokes? Some edgy Fox News sexual harassment jokes? (lol jk Fox won’t win a single one of these fake news media awards). I understand that in a mature, rational world one could be expected to experience discouragement or distaste by the childish announcement by the president that he will be hosting a media-roasting awards show Monday at 5.

But this ain’t that. This is 2018, and if you’re not JACKED UP for the president to put on a little college football championship pregame show roasting the media then you’re a fucking dweeb.

Appointment television. Ratings Machine DJT. The most powerful person in the world. Let’s go!

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